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You know you are brazilian....
When...
BBQ means steak, sausage, chicken wings, pork, rice, farofa, molho and beer.
You know who Xuxa and Pele are.
You know how to play dominoes and cards.
You like Guarana better than Coke.
If someone tells you to be at a certain place at 1:00 pm, you don't show up until 2:30 or 3:00 p.m. (oh! well...you know...I mean...:P maybe)
Your entire family goes to grandma's house on Sundays for a big family get together....even when you guys see each other everyday.
You are the loudest person in the room.
Your favorite drink is Caipirinha. (not mine...this is favorites foreigner drink here)
You can dance.
You can name at least 30 novelas and 10000 actors/actresses. (I can't)
You travel to Brazil and instead of taking a suitcase with all your stuff, you take presents for the entire family, the dog, the neighbor, not to mention the old/used clothes that you take just in case someone needs it.
You take soccer too seriously.
You live in Florida, New York, New Jersey, or Massachusetts. (Do I know any Brasilian in Florida? hehe)
You eat rice and beans at least 7 days a week.
You leave your house spotless when you have people coming over.
An ideal woman is a woman with small breasts and a big butt.
You understand & speak Spanish, but when you say a word in Portuguese no one understands you. (cultural note: portugues was create in a way to spanish speakers dont undestand it :D)
Your jokes are always about Portuguese people.
You go to a birthday party, and you can't leave until you take that piece of cake home. (omg...only if you have kids or brothers...hehe)
You know what Capoeira is.
You know a lot about Samba and Pagode. (not a lot just what we are "obliged" to)
You`ve studied the history of almost every country.
Your breakfast consists of milk and coffee, bread with butter, and a piece of cake. (and no eggs)
Everyone thinks you're everything but Brazilian.
You wear slippers..a lot!
You know who Os Trapalhoes, Turma da Monica, Zico, Caetano Veloso, Tom Jobim, Elis Regina, Ronaldinho, Jo Soares, Cazuza, Gilberto Gil, Silvio Santos, Roberto Carlos, Ayrton Senna, and Carmem Miranda are.
You go to a bar and ask for salgadinhos with guarana. (coxinha com catupiry :D and If you dont know what those things are, means you are not brasilian...lol btw they are snaks)
You are so used to corruption that nothing surprises you anymore. (the saddest truth)
You dont care about race or color. And once you come to the US, you realize what racism means.
You have a sense of fashion.
You know how to play volleyball and handball. (yes! Its not all about soccer)
You always taking pictures everywhere you go.
You know what it's like to buy liquor without an ID.
You know how to party, and if the party isnt over after 5am...its not a party!
Any holiday...being it official or not, is an excuse to stay home from work and take a week vacation. (okay, that's true...but a week is too much its "just" 4 days...hehe)
You know what feijoada and pave are. (hummm LOVE it! And you know you are not brazilian when you eat Feijoada and almost die...lol)
You dress up to go to the supermarket. (well..you never know who you can see there :P)
You spend a entire day at the beach.
You are too friendly.
You're proud to be Brazilian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Brazilian friends!
When...
BBQ means steak, sausage, chicken wings, pork, rice, farofa, molho and beer.
You can dance.
You can name at least 30 novelas and 10000 actors/actresses. (I can't)
You travel to Brazil and instead of taking a suitcase with all your stuff, you take presents for the entire family, the dog, the neighbor, not to mention the old/used clothes that you take just in case someone needs it.
You take soccer too seriously.
You live in Florida, New York, New Jersey, or Massachusetts. (Do I know any Brasilian in Florida? hehe)
You eat rice and beans at least 7 days a week.
You understand & speak Spanish, but when you say a word in Portuguese no one understands you. (cultural note: portugues was create in a way to spanish speakers dont undestand it :D)
Your jokes are always about Portuguese people.
You go to a birthday party, and you can't leave until you take that piece of cake home. (omg...only if you have kids or brothers...hehe)
You know what Capoeira is.
You know a lot about Samba and Pagode. (not a lot just what we are "obliged" to)
You`ve studied the history of almost every country.
Your breakfast consists of milk and coffee, bread with butter, and a piece of cake. (and no eggs)
Everyone thinks you're everything but Brazilian.
You wear slippers..a lot!
You know who Os Trapalhoes, Turma da Monica, Zico, Caetano Veloso, Tom Jobim, Elis Regina, Ronaldinho, Jo Soares, Cazuza, Gilberto Gil, Silvio Santos, Roberto Carlos, Ayrton Senna, and Carmem Miranda are.
You go to a bar and ask for salgadinhos with guarana. (coxinha com catupiry :D and If you dont know what those things are, means you are not brasilian...lol btw they are snaks)
You are so used to corruption that nothing surprises you anymore. (the saddest truth)
You dont care about race or color. And once you come to the US, you realize what racism means.
You have a sense of fashion.
You know how to play volleyball and handball. (yes! Its not all about soccer)
You always taking pictures everywhere you go.
You know what it's like to buy liquor without an ID.
You know how to party, and if the party isnt over after 5am...its not a party!
Any holiday...being it official or not, is an excuse to stay home from work and take a week vacation. (okay, that's true...but a week is too much its "just" 4 days...hehe)
You know what feijoada and pave are. (hummm LOVE it! And you know you are not brazilian when you eat Feijoada and almost die...lol)
You dress up to go to the supermarket. (well..you never know who you can see there :P)
You spend a entire day at the beach.
You are too friendly.
You're proud to be Brazilian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Brazilian friends!
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